Ice cream ba talaga yung inendorse ni Pacquiao sa TV ad nya na Nestle Ice Cream?
Akala ko kasi, softdrinks. Kasi, sabi nya, “Oh mga bata,
Is it really ice cream that Pacquio (Manny) is endorsing in his TV add for Nestle Ice Cream?
I thought it is softdrinks. Because he said, ” Children, Mirinda na?”
Mirinda is a variation of “miryenda” , filipino for snacks.
Nurse: Miss, gising na!
Nurse: Miss, wake up!
Patient: Ah, bakit?
Patient: Ah, why?
Nurse: Oras na ng pag-inom ng gamot.
Nurse: It’s time for your medicine.
Patient: Anong gamot?
Patient: What kind of medicine?
Nurse: Sleeping pills.
Erap at Starbucks.
Waiter: Sir, decaf ho ba?
Waiter: Sir, is it decaf?
Erap: Syempre! Bobo! Lahat ng kape, de cup!
Bakit, may nakaplato ba?!
Erap: Of course! Stupid! All coffee is de-cup!
Why, is there anything on the plate?!