>4 JOKES for the DAY

>MANA SA AMA
NANAY: Bobo ka talaga! 1 to 10 lang di mo kayang bilangin? (You are stupid, son! You don’t even know how to count from 1 to 1o!)
ANAK: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi narinig ko minsan sabi, “Tama na inday,hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko.” (Father is more stupid , Mother. One time I heard him said to our maid, ” Stop it Inday… I can only have 3!)

TEXT KAY DADDY NA NASA ABROAD

“Luv, tnx sa padala mo, hapi c nene kasi tobleron ang baon sa skul. Yong nike suot na ni jr. next tym wag ka na padala NIVEA MILK. di nila type pait daw.ako tuloy ang umubos.

TEXT MESSAGE to HUSBAND who is working OVERSEAS

“Love, thank you for the things you sent us. Nene is very happy because she will have TOBLERON for her school break. Jr. is already wearing his Nike shoes. Next time, don’t send anymore NIVEA MILK. Your children don’t like the taste. It’s so bitter that’s why I consumed it all!”
MULTIPLE CHOICE

MISTER: ano ang pagkain natin?
MISIS: nasa mesa, bahala ka na pumili!
MISTER: isang pirasong tuyo? ano pagpipilian ko?
MISIS: pumili ka kung kakain ka o hindi!

English Translation
Husband: What is our lunch?

Wife: It’s on the table. Just choose what you like.

Husband: One piece of dried fish? What are the choices?

Wife: Choose whether you will eat or not!

IDD call from US: (EXPANDING)

HUSBAND: hon musta ang tindahan? (Hon, how’s is our grocery store?)
WIFE: dept store na! (It’s already a department store!)
HUSBAND: ang tuba-an? (The liquor store?)
WIFE: KTV bar na! (It’s already a KTV bar!)
HUSBAND: ang mga tri-sikad? (The tricycle?)
WIFE: taxi na! (It’s already a taxi!)

HUSBAND: ang dalawa kong anak? (My 2 children?)

WIFE: LIMA na! (They are already 5!)

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