>BUTI NA LANG! (Thanks God!)

>Nagkataong brownout sa lugar nina Juan nang sunduin niya sa kanto ang kanyang kaibigang si Pedro. Habang daan patungo sa bahay nina Juan…
Pedro: “Hindi ba magulo rito sa inyo, ‘pare?”
Juan: “Mababait ang mga tagarito. ‘tsong! Kahit mahihirap, okay ang pakikisama nila.”
BLAG!
Pedro: “Ano ‘yon?”
Juan: “Isang supot yata ang nahulog sa bintana!”

Sa dilim, inaninag nila ang pinanggalingan ng tunog.
Pedro: “Wow ,’pare supot ng KFC. Baka manok ang laman!”
Juan: Sabi ko na sa iyo, mababait ang mga tagarito!
Dinampot ni Pedro ang supot ng KFC. Kinapa ang laman nito.
Pedro: Pare, malagkit at mainit-init pa!
Juan: Baka mashed potato at gravy. Pare, sarap ‘yan!
Dahan-dahang inilabas ni Pedro ang kamay na nadikitan ng “mashed potato”.
Inamoy ang kamay. Halos maduwal…
Pedro: P……. I …! Tae, ‘pare!
Juan: Buti na lang, di natin natapakan!

English translation: (Mini Version)
It’s brownout. Juan and his friend Pedro is walking on a dark alley when they heard a sound on the pavement.
Pedro: What’s that?
Juan: I think it’s a paper bag that fell from a window.
In the dark, they looked where the sound came from.
Pedro: Friend, it’s a KFC bag! Maybe thereis fried chicken inside!
Juan: I told you, my neighbors are very kind.
Pedro picked up the bag and put his right hand inside.
Pedro: It’s sticky and still warm!
Juan: Maybe it’s mashed potato and gravy! That’s very delicious!
Pedro slowly drew back his sticky hand with mashed potato. He smelled his hand.
Pedro: “M..F..! It’s a “SHIT!”
Juan: ” Thanks God. We did not step on it!”

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